Why Coffee is the Real CEO of Every Office

Forget your boss.

Forget the manager.

The real CEO of every office is... Coffee.

Think about it — who motivates employees at 9 AM?

Who saves meetings from becoming a snore-fest?

Who silently listens to everyone's life problems without judging?

Coffee does it all.

Without coffee, offices would be chaos:

People would be falling asleep on keyboards.

Morning meetings would turn into therapy sessions.

Deadlines? What deadlines?

Coffee doesn’t just power laptops; it powers human beings.

It’s the magical potion that turns "I can’t do this" into "Let’s crush it!"

Some say money makes the world go round.

We say — it’s a hot, steaming cup of coffee.

So next time you grab your morning brew, just remember:

You’re meeting the real boss.